Opening Day (Red Sox beat Yankees to sweeten the deal)

If you can't watch the game at the ball field, and you can't watch the game on TV or listen to it on radio while it's actually being played, then you should definitely invite a good friend over to watch it on tape delay. Also, if you get stressed out when the Red Sox play the Yankees, you should definitely ask them to go up 4-0 in the 2nd inning, which makes for some seriously stress-free viewing. Also, if you want some excessive cuteness while watching your team win its opening day game against its arch-rival, you should invite your good friend's girlfriend and 4-year-old son over to watch for a while. Also, if you want to do your part for your team for the coming year, you should definitely start setting up your Red Sox altar over your TV. I mean, why worship false idols when you can worship real ones?